Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Batman has Much Ado About Nothing with this Blog


“It’s not about money. It’s about sending a message.”
-the Joker (The Dark Knight, 2008)

First order of business, the teaser trailer for my fan film Batman: Gag Order is now on youtube. Not only did I write and produce the film but I also play Batman AND the Joker. I filmed the interior shots in Pearson 2140 so Iowa State played an integral part. You can see the trailer at this link:


This has been a long journey. Gag Order has been in production since July and I’m just now releasing footage. In fact, this film was supposed to close my senior seminar film festival showcase. Unfortunately, it was so far from done that I decided to preview the film instead but even that didn’t happen. I suppose that I’ve taken the title, “Gag Order,” a bit too literal. Well, let’s lift that order right now.

The film has a lot of value to me. It’s my reaction to the Aurora, CO shooting and a love letter to the men and women in law enforcement all over the country like my father, who is an Urbandale police officer. The message is that there are no superheroes, but real-life heroes within law enforcement. Through my love of Batman and my passion for film, I’ve done my best to craft a piece that is respectful and unlikely to spark debate as I do not take a stance on issues like gun control or capital punishment.

The film cost me roughly $20,000 and it’s because of this that all of my films shown at the festival were made for next-to-nothing. But as the above quote states, “It’s not about money. It’s about sending a message.”

Now you may be wondering why I’m spending so much time plugging this rather than dishing out the details on the latest developments of my internship. Well, let’s just say that this trailer has lead to even more opportunities.

After accidentally sending Tim Sullivan the link for an earlier version of the trailer that I had deleted, I sent the correct link and this is what he had to say.

Subject: HOLY HAYDON!

TEAM T!

I must say- we are one bunch of talented creative motherf*****s!

And in this regard- I MUST share with everyone- the trailer I just watched for our team member Stephen’s new fan film DARK KNIGHT GAG ORDER…

In which—

Stephen not only plays Batman- he also plays the joker! And he writes- and he directs- and he hangs upside down!  lol

I am STUNNED- just STUNNED by this!

JESUS STEPHEN! 

I WANT TO BE IN ONE OF YOUR MOVIES!  PLEEEEASE!

CHECK IT OUT EVERYBODY! 



Tim

This is the email he sent to the entire team but his personal message to me is listed below:

DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am stunned beyond words-

NOTHING you have done has prepared me for this.

It has always been my fantasy to be Batman AND/OR The Joker- and you did both!

You are one f***ing talented motherf****r. I mean REALLY!

Can you BE any cooler?

I am jealous and envious and I want to be in one of your fan films!

EPIC!

Son- with a GREAT script and this film in your back pocket- plus your connections and POET IMDB credit- YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE IT HUGE IN HOLLYWOOD!

YOU are gonna be the next of the JJ ABRAMS and the JOSS WHEDONS and the CHRIS NOLANS and MATT VAUGHN! !

What you have accomplished so young and with so little in F***ING IOWA!

As another Joker once said-

Sorta

“Just wait till Hollywood gets a load out of you!”

MAN !

I am PUMPED for you!

I smiled so hard when I read this that I may have cracked one of my ribs…but the pain was easily overshadowed by my joy.

I followed up with Tim via phone call on Sunday, March 17, in which he gave me much praise, asked a lot of questions, and gave me some sound advice for when I move out to LA which could possibly lead to me helming a comic book feature down the line.

The biggest news, however, is that the entire team was so impressed with the trailer that when I come out to LA in April to film promos for the show, the show’s star wants to film an intro where he interviews me that he can post on his facebook wall to garner the attention of his 12,000 facebook fans.

Okay, okay. Enough about Batman and ego boosting. When we last left off, I hinted about work I was doing for Adam Rifkin. For those of you unfamiliar with Adam, his filmography can be found here:


On February 28, Tim shot me an email asking if I wanted to make a good first impression with Adam Rifkin and earn a hundred bucks. The money was just an added bonus. The real target was getting in good with Adam. Back when I signed the contract for The Poet in Exile, Tim told me about a film he was producing that I might be interested in. The film, and I’m not sure if I can reveal the title right now, is a Burt Reynolds film that’s sure to bring him back to the Oscar spotlight. The icing on the cake, however, is that Gore Verbinski (Director of Pirates of the Caribbean, The Lone Ranger, and Rango) is producing the film.

I jumped at the opportunity without realizing how hard the work would be. Adam’s new film, Reality Show, a darker and condensed version of the Showtime television series, was about to make its premiere on opening night at South by Southwest opposite Joss Whedon’s Much Ado About Nothing. Now this is pretty high-profile stuff but the film needed assurance to find a distributor. Now you might be curious as to why I was doing this work. Doesn’t Adam have a manager or agent that should be doing this? Or at the very least a personal assistant? Adam’s agent, in fact, refused to do this because his job was done and calling all of these companies wouldn’t be worth his time seeing that he wouldn’t have anything to gain. Adam called Tim knowing that he had a team working on his social networking experiment and asked for his best man. Tim then referred him to me.

Now it was my job to contact 24 different film companies, find out the identity of the head of acquisitions of each place, and obtain their email address so that Adam could send out personal email invitations for the premiere. It was Friday, March 1, when I received the list of companies, at around noon, and I had to call 24 different places on the east and west coast. I had to get all of the emails by Monday afternoon.

Number one on the list was the Weinstein Company. I got started immediately but I must admit that I got discouraged rather quickly. These people I was contacting weren’t in the film industry for the art. They strictly saw it as a business. These are people who aren’t interested in the director’s message but rather whether or not the film will garner them extra dough. I’d heard horror stories from Kevin Smith about Harvey and Bob Weinstein and how they were money grubbing mongrels who often cheated filmmakers out of their paychecks. Research the lawsuit regarding Clerks II and you’ll see what I mean. Granted, I wouldn’t be talking to Harvey or Bob personally. They’re the heads of the company after all. I found that most places wouldn’t let me past the receptionist without a specific name so after a few failed calls, I went back to the drawing board and did extensive research online to find out those in charge of acquisitions.

Since this was Friday, most all of these businesses would be closed until Monday. I did my homework and come Monday morning at 7am sharp, I started calling the companies on the east coast and come 11am, I started calling the west coast. Given the amount of research I had to do and the rings I had to jump through to get a hold of these people, I did roughly twelve hours of work for a hundred bucks.

There were two caveats in the list I compiled unfortunately. As I stated in my email to Adam:

The only two I haven't yet found are Michael Schaeffer with Summit (he was laid off about a year ago) and Ben Stambler with THINKFILM. They moved offices and have yet to return my call.

I left a message for THINKFilm several hours ago at this number (***-***-****) and still have yet to hear from them. There is no receptionist or operator. It just goes straight to voicemail. They filed for Chapter 11 back in 2010 and all other information online is out of date.

As for Summit, Lionsgate acquired them last January and laid off over 80 employees. All information for them online is also outdated as Brian Schaefer, head of acquisitions, was among the people let go. I've tried calling this number numerous times (***-***-****) and the receptionist won't let me through without a specific name and refuses to divulge information otherwise.

Adam called me immediately after I sent him the list. At first, he sounded kind of cold but he did express his gratitude at the end of the conversation.

When Tim contacted me on March 14, he told me that Adam’s film found a distributor and that Gore Verbinski found full funding for the Burt Reynolds film.

Looks like things are moving forward.

“I spent my whole life searching for a good death. This…this will be a good life. Good enough.”
-Batman (The Dark Knight Returns Part 2, 2013)

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